Dactyl

Dactyl refers to taking a dump in a location other than one's own home, requiring them to "build a nest" for optimal comfort and hygeine. Historically, the pterodactyls would build massive nests being the largest birds to have existed.
"I feel trouble brewing...I really have to Dactyl!"
by jjv3b7 January 17, 2010
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frozen

1. The inability to articulate words and/or phrases resulting in an akward silence during conversation
2. A ping pong player's inability to initiate a return while the volley encroaches the rear edge of the table.
1. "Where were you?...Why's your hair all messed up?...FROZEN (Exclamation)

2. As the ball "nipped" the back edge of the table, the player merely became a spectator as the spectators yell "FROZEN!"
by jjv3b7 January 21, 2010
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Swab the Deck

When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)
by jjv3b7 February 04, 2010
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