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content masturbater

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Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.
Person #1: (IM sent to 500 people) "Hey everybody! Come check out the most awesome, hilarious, original Flash game pitting George Bush against Osama Bin Laden! I made it, and it's been played 583,392,881 times in the last 10 minutes! Includes special guest appearances by Britney Spears and Michael Jackson, who show up to make topical jokes which rival abandoned Jay Leno monologues! Be sure to click on the links which appear in my awesome popup windows offering you chances to win free iPods and Eddie Bauer colostomy bags! This Flash game I made has been ranked #1 on Newgrounds, narrowly edging out 'Butt Quest 8' and 'The Mystery of Fart Mountain.' It's the funniest thing you'll ever see! Tell your friends about it! Tell your family! Oh god I'm lonely!"
by granada April 14, 2005
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pissing contest

1. when two or more males gather around a toilet and urinate, "sword fighting" with their piss stream. The winner is declared when he is the last one pissing.
by C-bo July 14, 2004
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content chick

An annoying old bipolar troll who talks about sex constantly,needs constant attention and insults people half her age for no reason. Pronounced CONtent chick.
"Why is she trolling people on a message board for people half her age and then offering graphic sexual advice? She thinks she's interesting, but she's just a content chick."
by contentchick666 January 17, 2008
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Contemporaneous

My mother and grandmother only contemporaneous a few short years together
by Disteny April 9, 2003
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contempt of court

What any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of British Justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic documents, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.
Judge: You are in contempt of court, Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.
by Neubigmac February 3, 2017
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Conteact

1. No actual meaning, but usually means some sort of contact with a chick.

2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.
Oh man, I'd love to conteact with that chick!
by Jhoulz January 8, 2004
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contemplator

Someone who sits around thinking about other people's parents all day instead of doing work.
She helped me pick out a Mother's Day gift, she is SUCH a contemplator.
by MAYONNAISE42069 December 2, 2016
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