church militant 

A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph

A devout Christian is a church militant

church militant by sweet96629 October 17, 2022

Church of Fortnite 

A group of stupid people on YouTube that likes to do dumb bullshit and are also obsessed with Fortnite

"Yes I'm a part of Church of Fortnite, how can you tell" 🤓

Church of Fortnite by Justoons November 22, 2022

church cervixes 

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.

Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.

church cervixes by QuacksO January 28, 2023

church (h)usher 

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

church (h)usher by QuacksO January 30, 2023

Church Hen 

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.

The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.

Church Hen by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023

Church steeple 

Used to describe the tight spread of thighs of a girl with a tight vagina

Check the spread on her, looks like a church steeple

Church steeple by Favol March 5, 2023

Church Prom 

A day where people dress in their best clothes for church, similar to school prom.

Easter Sunday is also known as Church Prom day due to the prevalence of people attending church looking their best.

Church Prom by GOPhater April 9, 2023