Definitions by ThePillenwerfer

Pike 

To look at or observe surreptitiously.

He piked around the curtain to see what the row was outside.

Pike by ThePillenwerfer February 5, 2024

blob fart 

1 A fart causing an accidental release of excrement.
2 A stupid or annoying person.

The new boss is a right blob fart.

blob fart by ThePillenwerfer July 26, 2023

Church Hen 

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.

The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.

Church Hen by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023

belder 

To cry loudly.

The child was beldering because it dropped its ice cream.

belder by ThePillenwerfer March 30, 2022

Jybo 

A childish term for excrement.

I've got jybo all over my hands.

Jybo by ThePillenwerfer January 28, 2022