chicken pumper

A generic insult involving bestiality. One who has sex with chickens.

Steve is a real chicken pumper.

by lucidphiz January 11, 2009

no chicken for me

When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."

Mom: Pass your brother some fried chicken.
Son: No thanks. No chicken for me.

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

choking the chicken

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

by G April 11, 2003

Chicken Wire

"Chicken Wire" is a 100% universal word, however it was originally fully intended to be used as a substitute for any word that describes "Awesome" or to be used as a substitute for any word that you would use as an expression that describes "Feeling Awesome" since its inception it has morphed into sometimes being used as a substitute for "any word" and sometimes being said Very Loud! For no reason at all. Legend has it that Chicken Wire was invented in the Midwest by a guy named Tim from the Hood in St. Charles Missouri. It is Awesome to use especially when you can't think of the word that you would like to use, just simply replace the word that you can't think of at the time with Chicken Wire and watch your friends and or other people around you try and figure out what the heck you’re talking about. Very Important never tell anyone what it means! Let them figure it out on their own! This is part of the Mystery and Fun that comes along with using Chicken Wire as you use the word your friends will start to use the word also even though they have no idea what it means or why you use the term Chicken Wire I know this doesn't sound like it would work but it does I don't know why to works... It just does! So now you know and hardly anyone else in the whole world has a clue so enjoy it and use it when appropriate but remember that you are sworn to secrecy! So go out there and Chicken Wire as much as you can!

That was Chicken Wire! Chicken Wire?
Man she was Chicken Wire Hand me the Chicken Wire

by Mr Vanquish April 13, 2009

orange chicken

Heaven.

God eats orange chicken on special occasions only.

by lingojac March 9, 2009

floor chicken

Food you wouldn't really eat by yourself but you would give to your friends.

I wasn't down for the tenders in the fridge so I tossed Tyler the floor chicken

by aposii May 4, 2019

Chicken Spears

An exclamatory phrase that can be yelled by fags in an attempt to gain attention from nearby people.

Man riding by on ultraloud motorcycle "Chicken Spears! Chicken Spears! Chicken Spears!"

by Beavermatic April 19, 2011