chase the carrot

attempting to reach the unreachable, in the old days a carrot was tied to a stick in front of a wagon's mule / stubborn horse to make them step forward and walk ahead . . . they were never able to reach the carrot.

Sometimes it seemed that becoming a track star was chasing the carrot for Bob the paraplegic.

by Razorslap October 29, 2003

causeif

The peice of skin bettew a womans cunt and her asshole

Causif it wasn't there her guts would fall out.

by Dangerous February 21, 2003

cause slut

A person who is willing to become involved in a variety of charitable causes, usually of a humanitarian or environmental nature.

Jenna was a menmber of UNICEF, Amnesty International and Greenpeace. She didn't care what the cause was, just so long as she was helping to improve people's lives and the world they lived in. Jenna was a cause slut.

by David Lawrance September 8, 2006

chasember

n. a magical month long celebration of all that is chase.
A form of festivus for the rest of us in the honor of the high goddess chase.
This age-old tradition dates back to the days of yore. It all started in 1724 when the monks of Sicili attempted to prevent the inevitable extinction of the dodo bird by warbling CHAAAAAAAAAAAASE (low pitch A's).
this time is best celebrated with GREEN mint chocolate chip ice cream and peanut butter, finger painting, playing on playgrounds at night,letting rats nuzzle your bosom, celebrating in bathrooms at midnight, having bad dance parties, shaving cats, dressing up in whatever your heart desires, riding elephants, whil wearing capes knee socks and bonnets.

one friend has been quoted with saying, "my cheeks are red with chasember delight."

by chasiest of the chaserson December 3, 2006

Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand

Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}

by Djkizza December 30, 2007

Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

chase it with a handshake

what only the most classy drinkers do at a party.
Better than chasing with a soda or beer.
Based of the cheap "chase it with a high-five"
The motion of shaking hands gives the drinker something to focus on besides the burn and gives said drinker something to clench to when burn is most severe.
Best done with two drinkers simultaneously.

what are you doing with that soda man, chase it with a handshake.

by lostlemur September 2, 2010