Carson

This term is used for males who ussually brag about there sexual life constantly , which in reality consists of receiving nudes from 10 year old girls. The majority of his time is spent jacking off and telling people he can’t hangout because he’s “busy”. This male is usually so horny he gets arroused by the slightest bit of skin on a female. Male can usually be seen wearing some gay ass clothes. Do not confuse this for a Cameron or a caden, the key difference is the signature “fuckboi” haircut. This males sexuality varies from homosexual to heterosexual so take caution when around a “carson”

Why is that dude staring at my little sister! What a carson.

by MysteriousGuyNextDoor2 December 6, 2017

Carson

A premium douchebag who will always drink and get high.

Yo, is he smoking?
Oh yeah, I forgot he is a Carson

by Ghetthatass_asap December 22, 2018

Carson

A complete asshole. Great at making dick moves.

Me: wanna share your headphones, I lost my beats
Carson: no bitch

by Enter name here15 January 14, 2017

Carson

Piece of human garbage, would do anything to make you feel terrible about yourself. Goes about his day acting like a faggot and the such and sort.

Oh shit! Its Carson. That guys a faggot don't look him in the eyes...

by jeffyladinthisland August 27, 2018

Cassondra

A girl who always takes what she can get for free from other people

"don't be a Cassondra and eat all my fries buy your own!"

by Ice cream cake September 3, 2017

Carsoning

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.

by snasa July 4, 2016

carsoni balogna

A cool cat that wears a striped hat. Yes, oh yes. It's really just that

Carsoni Balogna rhymes, what fun!

by IceDolphin4Lyfe July 4, 2016