family cactus

A cactus that is extremely inappropriate.

Girl : " Hey can I see your family cactus? "
Guy : " Sure. "

by Family Cactus666 February 14, 2017

eat a cactus

a form of threat or extreme hatrid towards someone

Wishing someone to die

Hey John, eat a cactus!

by Aliciabreh January 3, 2016

Cactus

Marge Simpson (as described by Homer Simpson, often because of Marge's long, blue hair that reminds me greatly of a cactus.)

"That cactus is right, I've got to hit him back" - Homer

by Greta July 18, 2005

cactus eater

native american racial slur

John Red Corn is a Cactus Eater

by PiggyBankFrank June 23, 2009

Cactuse

When someone must buckle down and do work before large exams, essays, or tests you would cactuse oneself. It is the imaginary act of shoving an unlubricated cactus up your ass hole.

This exam is going to be so hard, I really need to cactuse!

by bsang December 13, 2010

cactus

a formal way to call someone of the african decent black or nigga. It can also include people with the skin disease called chocolate pudding melanoma.

NIGGA! it be cactus night at KFC.. free kool aid son.

That cactus is so black that he gots a prickly cactus face.

That cactus shot my cactus in the face... I is gonna visit that cactus in the hospital

by ole dirty bastard May 17, 2006

cactus

one of the if not the best bass player on the face of the earth. Fromerly of the band Phish.

and if you could only hear cactus, cactus would this say...

by sparky October 29, 2004