Definitions by Greta

Ava

One of my wives along with a person named Luna

Luna and Ava are the best wives ever

Ava by greta May 6, 2018

moeblob 

Also moéblob.
A character who is moe to the point of lacking almost any other definable traits, physically or character-wise. Cuteness taken to an unappealing level.

Tokyo Mew Mew is rife with moeblobs.

moeblob by Greta June 27, 2008

e-gingering 

Hi-tech variation of Knock Down Ginger where juvenile delinquents hack into your computer and send you emails posing as friends of yours and pretend to invite you to weddings, funerals, or other social gatherings

Me and my mate did e-gingering last night!

e-gingering by Greta April 19, 2007

Shotgun 

A particular breed of really grizzled, old, butch lesbian.
Comes from the name of a model in the popular "by dykes, for dykes" lesbian porn magazine On Our Backs.

"I understand if you're transsexual and you need a male name, but some of these names are crazy. I mean, Bear?! Shotgun?!?!"

Shotgun by Greta January 1, 2006

Cactus 

Marge Simpson (as described by Homer Simpson, often because of Marge's long, blue hair that reminds me greatly of a cactus.)

"That cactus is right, I've got to hit him back" - Homer

Cactus by Greta July 18, 2005

farunk 

means both fat and drunk (mostly and purposely made to use during the Winter holidays)

"I hate Xmas eve dinners, they make me farunk"

farunk by Greta December 27, 2004

Clit Hammock 

When a woman's underwear, whether unintentionally or by design, rides up between her outer labia but remains covering her clitoris and inner labia. The strip of fabric harkens to the image of a small hammock for the clitoris.

This new Victoria's Secret thong is totally becoming a clit hammock.

Clit Hammock by Greta July 11, 2004