The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
by anonymous May 18, 2024
Get the Chocolate Claw Machinemug. This is a person who pays underage girls to chug white claws and then when they are sleeping the white claw rapist puts their dick in your ass.
by Bootylicious2345 August 18, 2019
Get the White Claw Rapistmug. When the wrinkles at the corners of your eyes are so extensive they are beyond crows feet and are eagles claws
by RRWriterGirl June 1, 2021
Get the eagles clawsmug. Claw - very good - that which is claw - from the drink white claw - everything is claw - claw is everything
Also - a unit of measurement based off the size of a white claw can
Also - a unit of measurement based off the size of a white claw can
That shit is claw.
Claw bro !
So claw
CLAW !
The waves were claw yesterday, you shoulda been there
We got about 1 claw of snow in Michigan
Claw bro !
So claw
CLAW !
The waves were claw yesterday, you shoulda been there
We got about 1 claw of snow in Michigan
by anonymous December 7, 2024
Get the Clawmug. I swift, often sneeky caressing of one's chin from the throat to the chin bone. Best when done with something wet or sticky on the hand to enhance the chicky experiance.
by Gigidy Chicky March 22, 2010
Get the chicky clawmug. This is a kung fu style you imitate a tiger fighting with his claws and use your real nails to scratch up and cut the enemy competitors in martial arts matches
Using the tiger claws style kung fu so much the nails on my dominant hand tend to be longer than my weak hand that is not as strong,
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022
Get the Tiger claws Stylemug. The act of inserting two fingers into a woman’s vagina and a thumb in her anus, then attempting to pinch them together.
by Lunarsolus March 10, 2020
Get the Falcon Clawmug.