Grab Bars

Obese, meaty rolls of fat hanging below the hip line and mid-section.
Her jeans were painted on and that only added to the size of her grab bars.

I was railing that skank from behind so I latched ahold of her grab bars and went to pound town.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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Mistaken Bar

Similar to a Stakin' Bar but instead on looking back and or regretting terrible decisions they are looked at as a high once had. One who makes poor choices and gains pleasure for others inconvenience or suffering . Someone who is a low-life.
I'm mistaken bar sweetheart, so telling everyone your slutty secret to spite you was mere enjoyment .
by Pesudonym1234 March 02, 2018
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convenient bar

When you're on a road trip and you need some help going the distance, pull over for gas, run inside, grab some beers, snacks, and hit the restroom so you can pop some tops. 70 miles to go suddenly seems like a breeze.
How was your trip? Good! I only had to convenient bar twice!
by mtthlm November 11, 2015
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Bar Rose

Flower sold in bar by a traveling, strung out gypsy type female who looks like sleep has not graced her face for days. The rose comes in multiple colors, and sometimes even plastic light up versions are available (happy day!). Depending on the level of intoxication of the customer and the scarcity of the flower they may cost anywhere from $3-$20 USD. This particular flower thrives on cigarette smoke and alcohol, and once removed from the bar environment quickly loses its' luster and wilts into death.

These roses are purchased by highly intoxicated males attempting to score points with a lucky (or unlucky) lady. There exists a belief in the male bar culture that once a female receives this flower her panties will automatically drop. This may or may not be true.
Male 1:
Hey John, check out that hot chick. You think if I buy her a bar rose she will talk to me?
Male 2:
It's a sure thing. If it didn't work, then why would that gypsy chick even sell them to us?
Male 1:
Of course!
by conscious automata June 02, 2012
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Bar turtle

A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.
Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!
by Gote1311 November 11, 2010
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Gia Bar

Gia Bar is another word for a crazy italian.
Instead of WillIam and Britney Bitch you can say how do you say.. Gia Bar and Kitty Bitch. This translates to a badass bitch.
by Gia Bar January 21, 2013
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Bar-Bow's

Person that has sores on there elbows from sitting at that bar to long.
"Hey dude whats up with your elbows did you fall? No dude its just Bar-Bow's."

"Dude Chris has been at the bar for hours, he so has Bar-Bow's."
by Ahunter July 06, 2012
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