Amber Wasted

When you can't remember the last couple of hours, have bruises on your body and have offended other people enough that they feel they need to talk about it. If you do not meet all of the above you were just white girl wasted.

Amber wasted can be experienced by either sex but generally would be a hot chic in a short dress that falls across the VIP room, tells everyone off, then decides she should leave because things are not going her way. When she gets outside she can only tell her ride that she is at a red light... Next morning wonders what the hell happened - friends fill in the gaps along with filling in what she had to share with everyone!!

by Friend of Amber January 2, 2012

Alberto

Someone that you'll never fully know. As soon as you think you've figured him out he'll do something that surprises you. Maybe he's hurt you in some way, but you'll find out a reason for that deeper than you ever could've imagined.

Alberto is a very deep person.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv January 6, 2019

Alberto

Man who is named Alberto, this is a rare kind of species which is only seen in portions of South North America and rarely in North North America, born 20,000 years ago, Alberto´s (or Albertoes/Alberto´es) were almost completely obliterated from this Earth, by the USA, the USA government tried to make all Alberto´es go extinct, thankfully they didnt

Alberto: Hello
Man: h

by mexicantoilet December 9, 2020

fat alberto

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.

Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.

by seabass February 22, 2005

Amber

The name given to a generally shy or depressive woman, she is often pale of skin with grey, green, or blue eyes. A common trait in Ambers is that of large pupils, they like talking to people and have a kindly nature despite frequent self-consciousness.
Opposed to the beliefs of many they are normally rather short or very tall and like video games & anime/manga.

Wow! She seems really sweet, is she an Amber?
Of course she is! Have you seen her height?

by Anonywoofs May 26, 2016

Alberts

A quiet shy cute guy who is unique and doesn't conform. He listens to badass bands and extremely smart and funny. He is good to his friends, and is always true to himself. Alberts is the best person to ever have around.

Girl: "why can't you be like alberts"
Guy: "I'm lame"

by ThatOneGirlYouDon'tRealize November 1, 2010

Albertsons

A once respected grocery store chain started by a humble man, beloved and respected by his community for his fair business policies.
New stores were constructed only after the money to pay for them was earned, and "Better" was valued above "Bigger."

Now a bloated shell of its former being, taking on debt faster than the Titanic took on water, and helmed by an ego and no longer a man. "Bigger at any cost" valued over "Better," and their prices prove it.

"Oh my God Larry, have you seen Albertsons stock since the merger?"
"Hell yes Bob, it went down faster than an ugly actress at a casting call."

by Johnson says it all. (Close enough) June 9, 2005