take a dump

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate

Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.

by Light Joker April 4, 2005

Tronald Dump

Slang for a Donald Trump troll account.

Tronald Dump is tweeting. Who will he declare war on this time?

by Foolish_Samurai February 8, 2019

buddy dump

When the toilet seat is too cold, so your buddy offers to take down his pants and sit down so that you can sit on his warm lap and shit between his legs.

After a heated contest of one-on-one flag football I had to take a shit, but the toilet seat was way too cold, so my buddy (who was ripped!) took down his pants and hooked me up with a buddy dump.

by gostbrand February 23, 2010

dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca

Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili

by Crazy68 March 3, 2014

hangover dump

Dump that signals the end of a lingering hangover.

Q: "Bro, how's that hangover treating you?"
A: "Not too bad actually. But I haven't taken my hangover dump yet, so this beast is probably just dormant."

Bro 1: "Dude I'm so hungover... I'm never drinking again!"
Bro 2: "Really man? I took my hangover dump half an hour ago, I've never felt better!"

by Jeraen June 17, 2012

dump shamed

Dump shaming is the act of blowing the can at work in an unmistakebly upward direction whilst your unsuspecting coworkers listen on in shame... unbeknownst that such an audibly rouchous dump could ever be taken by a human being.

"I was in the 1st floor shitter and was dump shamed so bad I cried a little."

by Rocketguy94 August 29, 2017

Dildo Dumping

The act of shitting halfway and sucking it back up repeatedly to achieve an orgasmic euphoric feeling.

Dude, last night Fred Dildo Dumped 12 times at the party before it fell on the floor. What a guy...

Chris was Dildo Dumping for 2 hours because he didn't want to pause his game.

by someunicornwizardcat November 25, 2017