Three Year Itch

A term to describe the intense desire to pack up and move every three years (more or less). Typically used by military families seeing as a normal station lasts up to three years.

"I want to move, I have a bad case of the three year itch..!"

by teenagegypsy94 May 2, 2010

Last year's hanging basket

Unkempt lady's bush, sprouting spiders' legs, possibly sporting a stale, musty odour.

She doesn't look like she takes care of herself; I bet her bush is like last year's hanging basket.

by Kirkpatrick77 September 3, 2013

last year syndrome

When asked the date, providing the previous year instead of the current year. Most common in January.

I just wrote January 2nd 2015 instead of 2016. Damn you last year syndrome!

by ManMan36 April 19, 2016

Fart Year

The distance an average fart travels in a year.

Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Hooker Years

These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)

Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.

by GZUS1 December 1, 2017

Ten Years

The amount of time you get for cocaine possession

“I did ten years for ya laddie”

by Awesomesaucemixer April 9, 2019

New Year Got My

Something you say what your nigga is on the couch and it is also new years.

New Year Got My Nigga Chillin ON The Couch, He's Going To Be Happy When I Put My Dick Inside His Mouth. Nigga What?

by SlaveOwner69420 December 8, 2020