french valentine

on valentines day, you have plain old sex and talk dirty in french to eachother.

"vous le vous couche avec moi"
"oh i love a french valentine!"

by coochie queen April 28, 2008

Post-Valentine

(N.) Is someone that goes out of town or has previous arrangements that don't allow he or she to be an official Valentine to someone else.

Him: So how was your Valentine's Day

Her: I worked all day. I didn't do Valentines

Him: That blows goats! Do you want to be my Post-Valentine?

Her: Of Course! I've never had one of those before

by JonBoi66458 February 15, 2010

Bloody Valentine

A bloody valentine, is someone you cheat on your partner with and end up falling in love with.

Sarah and John have been together for two years, but Sarah is johns bloody Valentine.

by Stupid face June 17, 2021

My Bloody Valentine

A band with lots of fuzz and feedback that write songs about blowjobs.

I listened to My Bloody Valentine last night and it was quite soothing.

by demoncleaner May 9, 2008

valentina

A person often defined as a piece of rubbish. Has a very feisty personality and will not hesitate to bite you and could shred you to pieces if you get on her bad side. valentina often crushes on guys and will obsess over you and has major crushes on celebrity and normally would never stop talking about them. valentina specifically likes boy bands. often nicknamed tina

Valentina likes you

by ameica123 September 22, 2019

St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Have some girls get on their knees in a line. Proceed to take your pants off and bunny hop down the line, slapping the girls across the cheek with your cock.

Girls get down, I am about to perform the St. Valentine's Day Massacre

by studmuffin March 7, 2005

Valentino Frictionis

An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.

My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?

by Mr Moose February 15, 2008