Salty Turd Storm

A salty turd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. There have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! Salty turd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as Daniel Tosh.

Deven: Hey dude, what did you do last weekend?

Corbin: I was caught in a salty turd storm and got FUCKED UP! I woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though...

Deven: Dang sounds like you had a pretty shitty weekend.

Corbin: No man its awesome, wanna get in a salty turd storm tonight?

Deven: Fuck Yeah!!!

by B-Town's Pimp Ass Motherfucker October 25, 2011

you can't polish a turd

unconvincingly attempt to make an irreconcilably bad situation look good.

They're trying to portray the poor financial reports as positive, but you can't polish a turd.

by esmith512 April 21, 2007

turd terrorist

Someone who takes pleasure in defiling a public or common restroom -- especially if it is your office/work place -- with their feces. For example they will leave butt crust on the toilet seat or not flush. They might smear their shit on the toilet lid. Or they can wipe their ass with toilet paper but throw it on the floor. It does not have to necessarily be the bathroom they terrorize. For example, they can take a dump while nobody is looking where you might accidentally step in it.

Be careful. If you have to go in the restroom wear a hazmat uniform suit. It has been struck by a turd terrorist.

by ChEWeay December 16, 2008

Tonsil Turd

Slang term for tonsilloliths, or tonsil stones. Tonsil turds are irregularly shaped, whitish/yellow, foul-smelling globs of mucous and bacteria that get caught in the back of the throat. They form in the tonsil crypts which are simply small pockets or divots that appear in everyones tonsils. The scientific name for these white globs is tonsilloliths.

Last week when I was sick, I hacked up huge shitty smelling tonsil turds.

by butlerj May 22, 2005

tridecadal

Function: adjective
Etymology: tri- + decadal
: of or belonging to thirty years

He's turning tridecadal this Friday!

by Eugene M. Kim July 9, 2005

turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.

When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

turd tubing

To exchange poop between two assholes by means of gaping and possibly tubes

Dude, I heard they were turd tubing last bight. Gross

by elevated stardards jerk off March 18, 2010