Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replacetoilet paper
“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”
by I’m Retartoad March 08, 2019
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Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 03, 2018
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ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.
Ticket queens hog all the glory.
by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022
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walking ticket

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.
by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024
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Ticketeer

Someone who is in a phone support job that cannot answer tickets or emails correctly. They generally give wrong information to get through it as quickly as possible and are hated by other employees that fix their mistakes.
-ex. That stupid ticketeer stole all my emails before I could answer them.
-ex. 3 ticketeers asked a customer if they were connected to the internet, as they were emailing them!
-ex. The ticketeer answered one call all day.
-ex. Ticketeers have a habit of changing the subject so the customer forgets about their problem.
by skoo skaa skoo August 11, 2013
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french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 15, 2013
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The Ticket Wolf

A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.
I got great ticks for Pearl Jam from The Ticket Wolf.
by TheTicketWolf August 04, 2008
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