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NNN Ticket

Someone who nuts during NNN, who may not be made fun of, because they have a NNN Ticket. The NNN Ticket is one free nut pass, usually gained by succeeding in the previous years NNN.
"Jerry failed NNN!!"

"But he passed last year so he has a NNN Ticket!"
"Oh yeah!"
by Forallmen November 3, 2023
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parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013
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Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
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Ticket to Ride

Monopoly with railroads
Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?

Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?
by Ballsack Guy February 6, 2020
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Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replacetoilet paper
Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”
by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019
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Tramp Ticket

A consensual arrangement allowing a partner to engage in sexual activities outside the usual relationship boundaries for a set period, with mutual understanding and respect. This is done together, not separately and done with predetermined boundaries which go beyond the boundaries found in normal day to day life.
When we go to Miami for Spring Break, let’s set some boundaries so you can use your Tramp Ticket all week.
by DirtyDefine69 November 14, 2024
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Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.
"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"
by smilingbananas May 29, 2016
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