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Porting

Where one puts his/her Butthole against another persons Butthole and both parties fart
Last night my girlfriend and I ate chipotle and spent the night porting
by Port master mcfarty May 20, 2024
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Boat has left the port

A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities
"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"
by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025
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Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)
His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port
by Theology 101 May 30, 2018
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Port

Port Macquarie, a city in New South Wales with just over 50,000 people last time I looked. Middle-class, conservative (Liberal-National Coalition), full of retirees and holidayers. Expensive for a regional city though. Located in the Hastings Region of the Mid North Coast.
Port is where you’ll find the Billabong Zoo and the Breakwall amongst other things.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 31, 2023
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Port Charlotte High School

Everyone who attends this school is bonkers. Absolute nutcase. The students here are comparable to monkeys in straight jackets. Lots of school spirit tho. Poor as hell.
"I'd never go to Port Charlotte High School. Everyone at that school has lost their minds"
by Yomamacurios August 27, 2021
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porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men
person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting
by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021
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Port Salerno

Trash town in Florida between Jupiter and Port St. Lucie. There’s a total of 5 teeth collectively in the entire town. A lovely place to do meth or catch an std
“Bro, wanna go on a 3 day meth binge”?
Fuck ya bro, let’s hit up Port Salerno
by Johnny Rage January 11, 2022
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