umpy numbers

alternative description of negative numbers

"oh dear, he's in umpy numbers again"

"my score was -2 (umpy 2)"

by eni April 7, 2003

take a number

Not only should you get in line, but the line is long.

I asked that pretty girl if we could have coffee sometime and she just rolled her eyes and said "take a number".

by Think October 12, 2004

take a number

useful when someone is complianing about a phenomenon almost every other human in the world has to endure.

A: Ah, man, I hate work!
B: Dude, take a number.

by tiffany October 15, 2004

number theory

a set of hypotheses that has fallen in a daze, usually out of the mental fatigue that typically follows from the excessive discussion of technicalities

We've obsessed on this physics project so long that now it's been reduced to a number theory!

by rorrzo December 17, 2019

going number one and number two

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009

Scaramucci Number

A palindrome number that is divisible by 11, such as 121, 1331, and 123,456,787,654,321—a "mirror number" that is a multiple of 11.

Anthony worked at the White House for almost a Scaramucci number of hours, before he's fired.

by MathPlus August 6, 2017

number 2

A two cheeseburger combo meal at mcdonalds!

Uhhh, could i getta number 2 with a coke and supa size that shiet!

by DeeZNutZ July 29, 2003