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Tease

What someone who is absolutely insane and demonic does to a supposed loved one. If done, should be dropped immediately tbh. Y’all get no bitches Fr.
Hi, my name is maddy, and I like to tease cuz I get absolutely no bitches
by Yourmomdabomb.com August 1, 2022
mugGet the Teasemug.

Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.
Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023
mugGet the Cheese Teasemug.

tile tease

Someone who puts a tile in any game sideways to hold a spot while thinking of a better move.
Stop taking so long you Tile Tease.
by Poor Board Bastards February 6, 2021
mugGet the tile teasemug.

Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold
by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024
mugGet the Microwave Teasemug.

Me tease

When something someone says, applies to someone else as well and "describes" them
- I'm so tired of my job... I really want to quit...
- Me tease
by billsatin March 5, 2023
mugGet the Me teasemug.

Rump Tease

A rump tease is a girl who attracts attention from the behind but when one examines the front finds the said girl to be simply below standards.
Izzy saw the Rump Tease from behind and made a move only to find himself disgusted with the interaction when she faced him.
by i123 July 4, 2009
mugGet the Rump Teasemug.

Tease

"Oh whew Lillhuddy, that lil tease."
by VampKing October 11, 2020
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