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tEasco

tEasco means a very cool person
Originated from a spelling mistake and evolved into a compliment
MUST be spelt with a little t and a capital E
Person 1: 'OMG is that Leah?!'
Person 2: 'OMG yes!!'
Person 1: 'She's so popular! What a tEasco!'
by theoriginaltEasco October 6, 2012
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teaspoon leg it out of here

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
by BoosterGould January 2, 2015
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Teaspoon leg

Running away, preferably accompanied with the sound of bongos.

Originates from when the British people heard of the Boston tea party and went to fight the American people; upon noticing the Brits, the Americans fled.
British people: "Oi, what are you doing with our tea there, love?"
American people: "Quick, we gotta teaspoon leg it outta here!"
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teaocon

A Sarah Palin/George Bush Republican disguising themselves as a Constitutional Conservative/Libertarians to co-op and hijack the original Ron Paul inspired Tea Party movement.
Neocon1: Hey! Look at all those people, angry at our big our of control war mongering government.

Neocon2: Yeah, they are really gaining some serious momuntum.

Neocon1: Time to divide and conquer the TeaParty movement so we can continue trillion dollar deficits and wage war!

Teaocon: Great, were in! Now lets talk about bombing Iran and get the left to call us racists! These teabaggers dont stand a chance!
by RomulusRP February 11, 2010
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Teaocon

A former/current Bush/McCain-style neoconservative that has infiltrated the liberty movement that was founded by Ron Paul supporters in 2007.

A teocon is a confused or generally hypocritical individual that ostensibly demands less taxation and government but still demands that the military industrial complex intervene in world affairs at taxpayer expense.
That teaocon Sarah Palin thinks Obama should bomb Iran, doesn't she know that war IS a "big government" program?
by agentem February 11, 2010
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Tesco Value Vodka

Oh sweet aqua vitae!

Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.

It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.

When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.

Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"

Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"

Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"

Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
by Freols May 18, 2009
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tesco connection

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.
me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
by volound September 19, 2009
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