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Wax Luer, yeah right beefy thats just another beefy tale!
Wax Luer, yeah right beefy thats just another beefy tale!
by The biggest of all cats November 7, 2017
Get the beefy tale mug.Verb; To chop up and stick underneath the floorboards of a house or other building.
A reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "Tell Tale Heart," where the protagonist chops a person up and buries them underneath the floorboards.
A reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "Tell Tale Heart," where the protagonist chops a person up and buries them underneath the floorboards.
Buddy: I'm not to sure about Mike, the new guy in accounting. He looks like the kind of guy who Tell Tale'd **at least** five hookers.
by Giovanni Mann November 14, 2017
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My life had no purpose and I would often push myself to heart failure. Filled with rage, i flipped the entire county upside down looking for the man, my feelings getting the best of me. Finally, five hours later I found the cunt. I walked out, gun in hand and approached the man. I spoke with him and fired in his direction, what I did not realize was that Ariana was watching me and that the MP5 knocked me back on the ground, making me miss my shot,
The cunt ran off, Ariana too. I knew that this was the end.
Sirens wailed in the distance, giving me a scare, making me shaky. I positioned the barrel to my mouth and fired, the bullet going through my right cheek, however the pain was enough to knock me out.
Dreaming about an alternative reality where I was the one on top was clearly just a dream amd I knew it. I was in a coma due to being dropped by the reckless EMTs.
After the realization, my bootcamp duties were releived, and I was a free man. I am now paying in my bed, crying myself to sleep because I know I cannot win her back, the man she is with must be super rich, I am here sleeping in an alleyway near my house because my mother does not want to see me anymore, ever. I figured my chances are zero, I should give up. But that was never an option I would consider, ever. And so my last chance started, I was ready to be a man and give a pause to my feelings, Ariana, here I come~.
My life had no purpose and I would often push myself to heart failure. Filled with rage, i flipped the entire county upside down looking for the man, my feelings getting the best of me. Finally, five hours later I found the cunt. I walked out, gun in hand and approached the man. I spoke with him and fired in his direction, what I did not realize was that Ariana was watching me and that the MP5 knocked me back on the ground, making me miss my shot,
The cunt ran off, Ariana too. I knew that this was the end.
Sirens wailed in the distance, giving me a scare, making me shaky. I positioned the barrel to my mouth and fired, the bullet going through my right cheek, however the pain was enough to knock me out.
Dreaming about an alternative reality where I was the one on top was clearly just a dream amd I knew it. I was in a coma due to being dropped by the reckless EMTs.
After the realization, my bootcamp duties were releived, and I was a free man. I am now paying in my bed, crying myself to sleep because I know I cannot win her back, the man she is with must be super rich, I am here sleeping in an alleyway near my house because my mother does not want to see me anymore, ever. I figured my chances are zero, I should give up. But that was never an option I would consider, ever. And so my last chance started, I was ready to be a man and give a pause to my feelings, Ariana, here I come~.
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Their dick rader is enhanced, almost supernatural and no can stop them once they zone in on what they want.
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Friend A: soooo you with K now?
Friend B: Whaaaa!? NOOO! His like my tuesday 11 - 11:30am lol we're not like that
Friend A: Jeez Louise! You've become a Dirty Talei!
Friend B: No Shame in being A Dirty Talei, we get all the dicks we want heeheehee
Friend B: Whaaaa!? NOOO! His like my tuesday 11 - 11:30am lol we're not like that
Friend A: Jeez Louise! You've become a Dirty Talei!
Friend B: No Shame in being A Dirty Talei, we get all the dicks we want heeheehee
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