Alaskan Beaver Tale

The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.

Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,

by TheGuyWhoFuckedYourMother January 15, 2010

Talena Atfield

Ex-bassist of Kittie who couldn't really play a good bassline to save her life.

Kittie kicked Talena Atfield out after they found out she sucked at bass.

by winefromyourtears June 28, 2005

Handmaid’s Tale

Reality TV for Evangelical Christians.

Handmaid’s Tale shows life in the Christian Republic of Gilead (formerly known as the USA).

by Spicyspectrum July 4, 2022

billy talent

Should be called billy no-talent, because thats what they are lacking. Makes me ashamed to be from Toronto

Weezer > Billy Talent

by batmanrocks May 1, 2005

billy talent

The worst band from canada in years. There is not enough negative comments towards this group, especially the lyricist whom has created a bandwagon of controversy. A string of bathetically written songs will not satisfy my musical hunger.

hey more like bull-talent

by anonymous April 7, 2005

Talen

Probaly the gayest guy you will ever meet! He acts like he is straight, but he just isn’t. If you ever encounter a Talen, just know that he is probaly gay.

“Dude I ran into a Talen the other day, he started touching me and stuff like that.” Said by a random man

by For real name definitions November 24, 2018

Talen

Talen's usually think they are hot shit but in reality they are huge douche bags who wear flannel shirts. They have a keen interest in Girls with a smaller stature and they constantly check snap-chat to see if a girl will send them nudes.

Friend 1:"yo who's that guy over there?"
Friend 2:"hes a stupid fucking Talen"

by Bob Sackrider February 7, 2019