Post-Nut

The shame of watching porn after you nut.

John: *watches porn*

*nuts*

*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!

by minnaemilia October 16, 2019

Flab Nuts

An area with a high concentration of flab, so much so that it dangles, much in the same way that a testicle does.

Cammy loves tickling georgia's flab nuts

Cammy:"i love them flab nuts!"

by Cameron haimes December 15, 2011

nut surprise

When a girl is sucking a guys dick and he randomly nuts on her face then yells surprise!

"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night!"

by Bill & Aimee March 18, 2008

Nut Thrust

When a male flexes his nutsack, making his balls move up and down.

My parents weren't home for a while, so I did a good 10-minute Nut Thrust.

by Lizard sandwich May 20, 2013

Nut Gunk

The beautiful aroma that arises from the balls when a man hasn’t showered for 2-3 days, it often smells like a dumpster crossbred with a dandelion.

Guy 1 - Hey man, what’s that glorious fucking smell that just entered my nasal cavity?
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk

by NutGunkConnoisseur May 4, 2021

nut lag

When one has troubles busting a nut

I'm experiencing a nut lag

by Britztits November 19, 2016

chode nuts

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls

Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer September 30, 2018