Cosby Sweater

To secretly drug a young woman and have your way with her, but act like there's nothing wrong with it.

Dude, did you see what that chick at the bar is wearing. I'm totally going to take her home and Cosby Sweater her.

by Hibachi SuperVillain November 20, 2014

cosby sweater

A loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife.

I saw this guy wearing a cosby sweater back in 84, he was stealing the hubcaps off of a school bus.

by Bill Dev September 13, 2006

cosby sweater

The sexual act of vomiting fruity pebbles onto your lover's genitalia and then pleasuring him/her. The result should look like one of Bill Cosby's wardrobe nightmares from his hit '80s TV show.

I gave my ex-boyfriend a cosby sweater because I'm a sexual deviant.

by anonymousmanofmanynicefaces September 26, 2006

Sweatervest

An overt use of something wholesome stodgy and clean to cover up a dirty act.

Stephen Harper's performance was so sweatervested.
That report on the War in Afghanistan was definitely sweatervested to hide the truth.
The catholic church is constantly sweatervesting the past.
That news report was such a sweatervest.

by ophelia3 October 5, 2009

sweater nipples

The small bumps on the shoulders of a sweater after you have taken said sweater off a hanger.

"How can I get rid of these sweater nipples?"

by taylor1983 December 9, 2008

cinncinati street sweeper

sometimes used in conjunction with the Cleveland steamer, it means to defecate on a female's chest and then "titty fuck her". deriving from the term Cleveland steamer using Ohio cities and large manned equipment.

After giving her a cleveland steamer I decided to "go all out" and give her the cinncinati street sweeper.

After we did the cinncinati street sweeper we took a shower

by hopefullbasted January 16, 2008

cosby sweater

The type of sweater that everybody idolizes you for wearing, often worn in the days of "the cosby show" by suave debonair Bill Cosby. Usually described with such words as Frizzle Frazzle.

"Have you seen Zach's new cosby sweater?! He is so fashionable!"

by Spudular July 21, 2008