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Nut Stache

When you finish a blow job by cumming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.
... turns out she doesn't swallow so she ended up with a Nut Stache... looked like President Taft.
by Wookieknuckle March 12, 2010
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stanley knife

What the fuck is a stanley knife?
Why, it's a cutty slicy thing, havn't you been on urban dictionary recently?
by Mr. Willy July 20, 2008
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Stanley Yelnats

The act of standing back to back with your significant other, bending over and having sex backwards. (your butt-cheeks should be touching and your penis should be between your legs.)
-"Have you read Holes?"

-"No, but I am an expert on Stanley Yelnats."
by the hyman bros. May 25, 2010
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wide stance

Euphemism for being gay, after Republican Senator Larry Craig claimed that he was not gay but simply had a "wide stance."
"Hey, you got a pretty wide stance there - wanna come back to my place?"

"San Francisco is a place where a guy can widen his stance without fear of reprisal"

"I'd hang out at that bar more, but all the girls have wide stances, i don't think i have much of a chance with any of them"
by Larry Craig September 6, 2007
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stanker

a name given to vehical that is a shit box, house that is a shit hole or similar items characterised by thier poor quality or state of repair
Bob turned quickly to Jono "Check out that car; what a stanker" he exclaimed. Jono smirked as the faded pinky red Micra sporting speed stipes and a big spoiler farted past.
by delaphonics October 12, 2007
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Stache Rash

The inevitable rash one gets after experiencing oral delight from another, possessing an outdated facial pattern called a mustache.
- Hey baby, wanna show me your O face?
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.
by youwantmystacherash August 24, 2008
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Stanley

Stanley is a stupid ass motherfucker. He is nothing but dumb and will try to be your friend just too expose you. Nobody should like him. He is an idiot. But this is not case for all of them. The other ones are just as funny as Stanley from the office
by Yakiboi76 August 28, 2020
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