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Spanking a Gorilla

To tackle and dominate any hard task or situation.

A positive thing
Injust busted out with a serious backside 360. I spank gorillas
by Lee-Roy da' Lard Lump December 4, 2003
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SlantingBiscuit

When you do a girl in the butt and throw flour in her face and she has to be on her side
the girl got all uppidity over using a condom so i gave her a SlantingBiscuit
by CompleteBullet January 2, 2011
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Planking

The act of rigidly laying face-down on anything(floor, rails, signs, etc.)
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about that guy that got arrested for planking on a police car?"

Person 2: "Well it was his fault. He was trying to do a plank that had already been done."
by Woody A. June 9, 2011
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Planking

The act of laying face down, horizontally across an object whilst being photographed.

This trend exploded in Australia in May, 2011, gaining the attention of media the world over.
Banksy planked that weber so hard!

Planking changed my life.
by PreRecorded INC June 9, 2011
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planking

to lay face down flat with nose on ground and arms by your side to resemble a plank of wood. Not to be confused with a suprised planker or an hopeful homo planker. Extreme planking is the performance of planking in a dangerous or illegal place i.e on a police car or sign or high ledge.

To perform a suprised planker simply sneak up on a planking person and jam/stick any number of fingers into their asshole.
A hopeful homo planker is one who planks in the hope of becoming a surpised planker i.e lays down to plank well knowing and hoping to have fingers pushed against their asshole.
Guy 1; why is that guy lying face down
Guy 2; he is performing the art of planking

example 2;
Guy1; man that guy is lying on a police car
Guy2; yea he an extreme planker
by aidanb77 June 19, 2011
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monkey spanking a wheel

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.
" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"
by Adam Rem April 7, 2008
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Planking

To lie down on your stomach on a surface with pointed toes and arm's straight beside you.
That was an awesome plank dude. Lets do some more planking.
by Leen.94 June 10, 2011
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