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sinister snack

Sardines, mustard, and pickles arranged in a pentacle shape.

Coined by iFunny user Wignasty with added instructions on the preparation.
Have you seen Wignasty's sinister snack?

I vomited because my vril levels aren't high enough to tolerate the dark energy emanating from the meal.
by PulcherGyst May 13, 2022
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pedo snacks

When your favorite restaurant is found out to be owned by your friendly neighborhood child molester.
Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmm these pedo snacks.
by SpreadThemCheeks May 20, 2017
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carpet snacking

When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.
My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.
by trace brock January 11, 2019
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Snack bucket

A bucket 40 cm or more in diameter used to stash large ammounts of snacks. From chips to cookies. All is welcome in the snack bucket
Yo bro get some snacks in Lovros snack bucket. There should be some gummy bears there bro.
by Flying Chinchilla May 8, 2021
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Snack Trap

Sandlot slang for 'mouth'. c.f. pie hole. Appropriate for use in the company of young children. 'Snack Trap' is a semi-generic name for a plastic container often seen full of Cheerios in the hands of 2-year olds.
Father: I really don't want to read this 'Thomas the Tank' dreck anymore.
Mother: Shut your snack trap, daddy, I've read it three times already today.

Child: We went to the Exploratorium and daddy got me some Jelly Beans!
Mother: Jelly Beans?! Really?
Father: Watch your snack trap, kid, that was supposed to be a secret!
by shabbychef August 26, 2012
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Light Snack

When an obese person says they are having a light snack, they truly aren't. They are actually about to pig out and eat as much food as possible.
"Alright guys im getting off, I gotta go get a light snack"
by POOPYBUTTINNIT May 2, 2021
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snack snap

When you send your friends a snap of a SNACK

(the human kind)
"I really wish you would stop sending me snack snaps of that news anchor, you're the only one who thinks he's hot."
by snackinator69 March 8, 2018
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