An agressively idiotic imbecile who can't accomplish anything in their life and might as well have a scooter for a head.
A Sub-tard
A Sub-tard
by Mordecca September 24, 2018
Get the Scooter Head mug.A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.
Runs on hay fuel.
Runs on hay fuel.
"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"
"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"
"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"
by Thelissie January 21, 2008
Get the meat scooter mug.A sexual scenario in which a an individual will take hold of his partners clitoris and twist it violently in a typical ignition movement, the woman will then respond with a hearty moan similar to a scooter engine starting, the same action can be performed in reverse with the action been done on the mans genitals.
Dude, gave my girl an Austrian Scooter last night.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.
by horny dickcunt January 9, 2011
Get the Austrian Scooter mug.The act of dragging one's ass across the floor using only hands and heels. Usually accompanied by a dangling tongue. Similar to when a dog drags his butt on the floor to itch it's anus.
The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.
It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.
The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.
It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.
The managers sat speechless in amazement as Erik did the butt-scoot around the boardroom in protest for having the meeting on a Friday at 4:30PM.
Jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.
3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.
Jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.
3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.
by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011
Get the butt-scoot mug.Essentially, a step above a super slooter. A whorebag who enjoys penis so much and loves being absolutely ravaged in bed that at the end of the night, you could call her "Slooter McDooter" and all she can do is laugh, because even she knows, deep down, how humungous of a cum lover she really is.
After I destroyed Jill in the sack after that party, I let her know she was my little Slooter McDooter and she could do nothing but smile and give me a peck on the cheek.
by OMG He's Croatian! February 18, 2011
Get the Slooter McDooter mug.When a guy takes it upon himself to introduce an unsuspecting woman to anal sex. Much dissapproval on the woman's behalf usually arupts upon the initial insertion into the rectum.
by MrRoche November 25, 2004
Get the Poop shoot riot mug.A rider of a manual gearchange Vespa or Lambretta motorscooter. Wears an MA1 flight jacket and Levis' 501s. Hair cut to skinhead or flattop.
The scooterboy was desperate to fix the brakes on his Vespa P series so he could get to the Isle of Wight rally.
by Mark October 25, 2003
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