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Humping shock

To randomly break out in a frenzy of humping. This can happen in multiple ways and at any time. The person appearing to have humping shock, will hump everything and anything.
Rachel: Hey did you see what Joe did to Carla last night?
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.
by MrCat132 June 3, 2014
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Online Banking Shock

The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.

The result of a Splurge.
Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?

Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.

Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.
by TMBTenor December 30, 2010
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Cock Shock

While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.
Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.

Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!
by LZIVELEZ February 24, 2010
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Prophylactic Shock

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken
When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.
by iRustin January 2, 2010
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Photo-shock

The act of editing or cropping a picture to make one's self appear more attractive than they actually are
Her profile picture was a pretty cute close-up of her face. The full body shot however told a much different story. She was a total fatty. I got photo-shocked.
by TheyCallMeTheGambler January 23, 2009
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Boner Shock

When you have such severe pussylessnees in your life you go in to Boner Schock
I miss the pussy so bad I went into Boner shock
by Babe_000 April 11, 2016
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G Shock

When having intercourse with a woman and you insert a tazer into her vagina, shocking her g spot, and causing an intense orgasm.
Oh my god, I was g shocked last night. I can't even feel my downstairs!
by RoseRed16 July 25, 2016
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