shedder

(verb) When you dress in a style similar to another person, but you clearly look better in it.

Beyoncé shedders Kim Kardashian a lot lately, almost like the better twin!

That bitch is trying to shedder my style!

by millershakes April 19, 2017

The Shed

a magical place somewhere in the world that teenagers sit around in the cold and get stupidly high and then "big man" mongs.

The cause and solution to all teenagers problems.

"are you going to the shed"

by mysticmike666 January 28, 2009

Shredder

A female with braces that performs oral sex on a male.

Damn that bitch looks like she gives nice head, fuck, she's a shredder.

by Maximus Blackwood December 28, 2010

shed load

An immense amount - possible derived from the amount you can get in a shed - or the description of the amount of crap that covers the road (almost specifically designed to kill motorcyclists) when a lorry sheds its load.
Originally heard as Royal Marines slang.

"What do you fancy doing tonight?"

"I dunno, but Bomber has got a fucking shed load of vodka in his fridge and Sally has just got a copy of the porn movie she starred in"

"I'll get the coke!"

by Hammy the Fisk May 28, 2008

the shed

fat ginger girl slut who goes for anyone she can grab. stay away from the shed! you will "regred!" if u succumb to the shed, dont be surprised to have a hot and painful itch tomorrow morning.

Scotty fucked the shit out of the shed...literally. he fucked her and then she shit on his bed.

by oswego dude October 13, 2006

Death Shredder

The death shredder is when someone holds their own penis and a second person (usually another male) moves the first person's arm up and down manually, thus "helping" the person masturbate. Since the second person isn't touching the penis directly, it isn't gay.

During the drive to Maryland they got really bored and so Bill gave Jordan a death shredder while I was driving.

by msumaltman September 22, 2009

SHEDDY

When u smash an 80 year old GILF that hasn't shaved her nether-regions in over 69 years... and you keep finding the white crusty hairs inside your anal canal for 2 whole weeks.

Bro 1"dude. Member that one thiQ GILF
BRO 2"yuuuup
Bro 1" she was hella "SHEDDY"

by Gilfslayer June 20, 2018