A gentrified lesbian that maintains a constant state of irony no matter the context. Said persons usually only associate with ONE person: either a much fatter Butt Ranger or a homosexual black man. Activities include: watching "Daria", blogging about how much they hate progress, pretending to like noise music, riding fixed gear bikes, drinking shitty beer, shaving their heads, growing testicles, and feigning bitterness over a time when they were once STRAIGHT to mask the fact that they have no point of reference. EVER.
I tried to have this conversation with a butt ranger yesterday, but all she did was watch boys don't cry in men's underwear and practice not smiling at pictures of straight guys.
by boosietolemedeydykin September 18, 2009
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Puppy ranger Michael, a fourteen year old, giggled while he played tag with his little sister and her friends, while the neighborhood boys his age played football in the park.
by Joe Magumbo December 10, 2008
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Elton John is an anal ranger.
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Ranger the rapper,aka young ranger, young range, http://rangerschamber.blogspot.com, www.myspace.com/rangerishott,www.youtube.com/youngrange
by presidon April 14, 2009
Get the Young ranger mug.Derived from a video featuring pornographic actress 'Eva Angelina' being inseminated despite earlier claims from 'Rigger Dan' the man whom was boning her, assuring that he wouldn't--yet did anyway. To add further insult to injury, Rigger Dan, as graciously as a jerk can be then tells the whimpering Eva that it's "Not my problem!" and leaves her be to simper in his liquid children.
To be a Rigger Dan frankly speaking, is to be a conniving, autonomous rascal who burdens others with little to no concern to the consequences their peers may now face, but they do not.
Example of how to correctly use the term 'Rigger Dan'.
Kevin: I'm going to be gone for a month, alright John? Can you feed my cats while I'm gone? Here's my spare apartment key for whenever you can stop by. See you later!
*two weeks later*
Albert: What's up man, how's it going?
John: Not much, just chillin'.
Albert: Hey what's this?
John: Oh, those are Kevin's house keys. He's gone for the month, wants me to feed his fucking cats or something.
Albert: When was the last time you fed them?
John: Who gives a rat's ass? I'm getting high; that's more important right now.
Albert: Don't you think his cats are fucking dead by now John?
John: Not my problem, wasn't my problem. I'm not the one with dead cats.
Albert: Way to be, Rigger Dan.
To be a Rigger Dan frankly speaking, is to be a conniving, autonomous rascal who burdens others with little to no concern to the consequences their peers may now face, but they do not.
Example of how to correctly use the term 'Rigger Dan'.
Kevin: I'm going to be gone for a month, alright John? Can you feed my cats while I'm gone? Here's my spare apartment key for whenever you can stop by. See you later!
*two weeks later*
Albert: What's up man, how's it going?
John: Not much, just chillin'.
Albert: Hey what's this?
John: Oh, those are Kevin's house keys. He's gone for the month, wants me to feed his fucking cats or something.
Albert: When was the last time you fed them?
John: Who gives a rat's ass? I'm getting high; that's more important right now.
Albert: Don't you think his cats are fucking dead by now John?
John: Not my problem, wasn't my problem. I'm not the one with dead cats.
Albert: Way to be, Rigger Dan.
by T.G.S October 31, 2010
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