prick test

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells

The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test

by dkflsllala December 29, 2018

Prick

Noun:

1. Someone who is hated excessively.

2. An individual seen as mean or nasty by others with less intellect.

3. Someone who is unbearable to others because of “off” ways of intelligence.

4. A person who is seen as a worthless asshole because of stone-hearted actions and words.

5. Someone who digs into the pores of arguments.

6. A button pusher.

Verb: (as in being a prick)

1. A response to excessive rage in a hateful manor.

I hate this prick, always knows how to get me going!

This guy straight up crosses the line!

In just a few words he pissed me off!

by SingAlong May 6, 2018

shower of pricks

An Irish colloquialism for a group or organisation whose general effect is a net negative for all they interact with. As a wet country which experiences many rain showers every day, the experience can be loosely compared with the prevailing weather patterns in the country.

Facebook are a shower of pricks, regarding privacy, the cunts simply don't give a fuck.

by gowger June 3, 2021

Prick

means that (name) thinks that (name) is a loser

"your an absolute fucking prick "

by John Mavan April 1, 2019

Prick

A stupid, idiot who does not know shit.

Tanishq is the biggest prick ever!

by Queen Maria October 9, 2019

Prick Proof

Prick Proof:

Something so simple in either design or concept, that even a useless idiot could use or make sense of it.

A Zippo Lighter is so easy to use, it's Prick Proof!

by Brainbox101 June 27, 2009

prick wagon

Kind of like a dick wagon. Instead of a wagon full of dicks, tis a wagon full of pricks. Otherwise known as a Pierre or a Leeham. If you are called a prick wagon, you should just cry for the rest of your life.

That guy is such a prick wagon

Don't be a wet blanket, you prick wagon.

by The crow who knocks May 18, 2014