pointy prick

pointy prick is a funny,cute word for penis meaning its pointing in you trousers or its a word to describe just how hard it is

whoa u have a pointy prick
your penis is so hard its pointy
aww look at your 3 inch prick all pointy like

by dark devil August 8, 2006

Urban Pricktionary

An alternative website to Urban Dictionary, where all the reject bollocks definitions people write about their best ever boyfriend or girlfriend are sent.

Urban Dictionary Editor: This ballshit definition is a waste of my time, the reader's time, everybody's time. I'm sending it to Urban Pricktionary, when will they learn?

Editor's friend: yup

by tit tit tit May 16, 2011

old prick

The male version of an old hag.
Always grumpy
Never satisfied
Unhappy old prick

That old prick never has anything nice to say.

by Coldheartedbitterbitch November 22, 2016

Prickly Pear Cactus

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.

I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.

by Zebrarez October 16, 2014

get laid picks

Slang for guitar picks, drawing on the notion that having a guitar pick in your pocket will impress a girl (usually in a bar) to the extent that it's like a free pass towards sexual relations in the near future.

Q: "Do you have enough cash for another round?"
A: "Nope, all I've got in here is my keys, some change, and a few get laid picks."

by Joe-G! July 25, 2008

prick monger

Some one that hordes pricks

Alan: Let me see your gash.
Tom: Alan, your such a fucking prick mongerer.

by Gus Gluck November 2, 2007

prick

describes an idiotic man at baker street station who mouths off at people for petty reasons.

that guy is a prick.

by wearer of a red check shirt August 30, 2009