Plant

Are- are you that stupid?! Did you actually search up p l a n t ? THIS BITCH STUPID i-

You: What's a plant?
Me: Marijuana.

You: oh...hey can i get marijuana?
Me: ...i-...yeah i got lots.

by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020

Plant Representative

A type of plant that is the leader of the local plant gang. Is usually a cactus or some other poky plant. Acts as a "representative" for their gang in all of the rumbles. You don't want to mess with them.

Damn boi, that plant representative is mighty fine.

by Dirtysocks99 November 21, 2020

Plant

The act of killing somebody.

When you kill somebody you usually bury them in dirt as you would plant a seed.

I swear to god I’m gonna plant you you if you do that again

by Baigeviking May 24, 2020

Plant Caravan

Place to share awesome photos of your garden and figure out how to stop having your plants die

Aww I lost another succulent. Let me check plant caravan to see if anyone has any advice

by cjwilliams135 August 18, 2020

Plant Gang

Fish Cum

The art known as 'Plant Gang' is the art of using a fish's cum to impregnate a woman. 9 months later the woman has at least 13 mutant fish children.

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Plant

A magic device that pro duces breath power

Guy 1: what is that

Guy 2: it's a plant

by Flimsy Jim September 25, 2020

PLANT

Someone the needs constant attention.

Samuel can't stop texting I hate that plant.

by cryoment November 4, 2017