Peen

Short for Penis.
Greeting to fellow lad.
lad to lad only.

man 1 - "Alright Peen!"
man 2 - "Easy!"

by Dayturnal92 June 6, 2013

Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

by Meechster93 November 7, 2010

Peener Pooter

Peener Pooter is were you stick a cup in a girls vagina then pee in the cup then fart in the cup and make make her smell it while your giving her anal

Guy 1: dude last night my girlfriend was like"wanna do the peener pooter" and i was like YEAH!

Guy 2: ugh....

by Johnathan Heverbeck December 28, 2009

peen

peen90

peen: tfue

by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019

Peeneroni Pussy Pop

A sexual act of which you use a hot pocket as a condom. The hot pocket is usually pepperoni for that extra zing that really makes the pussy pop

Jane: Did you bring protection?
John: Hell yeah I did *whips out hot pocket*
Jane: What the actual fuck?
John: It’s called the Peeneroni Pussy Pop!
Jane: John I want a divorce.

by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

Peench

slang term for a hot babe, and getting poon!

Me and my broskis got a nice peench!

by skeezerteaser January 21, 2009

Peen

Christopher Jaeger's Penis.

I'm gonna touch your peen :)

by Buggabooboo November 14, 2011