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Saint Patty’s Day Treat

When you feed a woman only collard greens (like a lot of collard greens) and then fuck her ass on St. Patrick’s day. This results in a wonderfully odorous layer of green shit on your cock, fit for any Irish celebration.
Matt: Yooo dude, my dick still smells from that Saint Patty’s day treat.

Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.
by SilasBirch March 16, 2021
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Daddy Patty

Daddy Patty is the type of guy to eat crayons and bang your mom all within an hour of each other, all what does is swim in your moms cooter 24/7
by Daddy patty lover 696969696 November 25, 2021
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Vaggie Patty

That's one juicy vaggie patty...
by Mlo13 February 18, 2022
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Seattle squish patty

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping
Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs
by Peestains558 November 17, 2017
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squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.
Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?
by Bookiller February 2, 2018
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Fattys got patty’s

A funny name to put for your Kahoot! Username
Student A: what should our name be?
Student B: oh I know fattys got patty’s

Student A: well it’s better than both
by Ugly hobo December 19, 2018
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inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.
Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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