Squeetle

Squeetle is a slang word for pushing out semen after sex.

Yo, Caroline, I know you’re really tired and just want to cuddle, but I think you should probably go squeetle to prevent a urinary tract infection.

by SilasBirch February 27, 2021

Saint Patty’s Day Treat

When you feed a woman only collard greens (like a lot of collard greens) and then fuck her ass on St. Patrick’s day. This results in a wonderfully odorous layer of green shit on your cock, fit for any Irish celebration.

Matt: Yooo dude, my dick still smells from that Saint Patty’s day treat.

Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.

by SilasBirch March 16, 2021