plank

more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber

What sort of plank would do that !

by Boris August 5, 2003

planky

To make a joke based around a grudge, pertaining to a years-dead relationship, in clear knowledge that the only entertainment to be derived from the gag is from the target being utterly, mindnumblingly sick of the reference.

james: I called Jason "Planky" the other day!!

by deathboy December 28, 2005

yank your plank

yank your plank is a british term for wanking

yank your plank, where is the office boy, he is in the toilet yanking his plank

by christu October 1, 2006

plonkhead

A Plonker but a Bit more Mental in the Head

You are a plonkhead

by Jole Wilson January 2, 2017

planktify

to cuddle with someone

last night me and her enjoyed a good planktify

by vander007 March 25, 2009

plankton farming

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.

"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"

by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010

Planking

Sport invented in Australia where you lie flat on your stomach while someone else takes photographs and uploads them onto the internet.

That was some mean planking bro!

by Planker#1 June 18, 2011