a person who does not use social media

Social media ghost (SMG)
A person who does not use social media

I can't find Don anywhere on social media. He must be a social media ghost (SMG) in other words he is a person who does not use social media.

by CFOD December 2, 2016

its not gay if its a threeway

Sexual intercourse involving 3 people whereby it is not gay as long as there is always 3 people (male or female) participating.

John and Tim had sex last night.

Wow how gay.
Oh wait Paul was there too.
Oh thats fine so, its not gay if its a threeway.

by Dinosaurs are fun April 18, 2014

not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

by fresair May 2, 2011

not to put too fine a point on it

"Excuse me for being blunt" (i.e., "excuse me for making a pointed comment.") Followed by "but" and a blunt statement.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but you were the one who suggested we should split up so we could search the creepy old house more efficiently for the axe murderer.

by Bob Kanefsky August 30, 2008

not touch it with a ten foot pole

not want to get involved with something, often used as a warning.

If I were you, I would not touch it with a ten foot pole.

by skylight_727 September 8, 2008

Not intended to be a factual statement

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".

Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement

by dbrow127 May 4, 2011

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by i had a dream and it was not t October 6, 2011