by Lizard sandwich May 20, 2013
Get the Nut Thrust mug.John: *watches porn*
*nuts*
*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!
*nuts*
*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!
by minnaemilia October 16, 2019
Get the Post-Nut mug.The beautiful aroma that arises from the balls when a man hasn’t showered for 2-3 days, it often smells like a dumpster crossbred with a dandelion.
Guy 1 - Hey man, what’s that glorious fucking smell that just entered my nasal cavity?
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk
by NutGunkConnoisseur May 4, 2021
Get the Nut Gunk mug.Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
by pinjer September 30, 2018
Get the chode nuts mug.When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.
by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021
Get the Nut Weakening mug.Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.
by sponge tea December 16, 2019
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