mistash

mistash is "my stash" of stuff. Also, a funny way to refer to a mustache.

I just stashed all my shit on www.mistash.com, where's your stash? Oh, and btw... nice mustache.

by a magical unicorn May 27, 2012

mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

by von groovy June 1, 2017

mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

mistah spicy

When a Latino man gets his dick stuck inside a toaster and has to pour hot sauce on it in order to make loose enough to get out.

My uncle had a mistah spicy yesterday morning.

by RaccoonHater69 May 9, 2018

Mistake

A person that spends all day play PS4 and eating Ramen noodles.

"Pack is such a mistake." -Dod

by Krypton Dude June 17, 2018

Mistake

You

You're a mistake

by xX_CoochieMuncher88_Xx February 11, 2020

Mistake

U

U are a mistake

by U are a mistake February 12, 2020