Moody octopus

A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much

I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.

by Bowslosski August 16, 2023

de-moobing

The process of taking exercise in an attempt to reduce the amount of fat on a man's chest. Burning off calories and strength training to reduce visible man boobs, or moobs.

"What are you up to tomorrow night?"
"Just de-moobing down the gym"

"Did a military fitness session. Great for de-moobing"

by Jeremy The Superb May 10, 2009

The moody volcano

When a girl masturbates with a vibrator while on her period and blood flies everywhere so it looks like an erupting volcano.

"Dude your girlfriend seemed pretty mad last night. Did you get make up sex?"
"No, it's that time of the month so there was no making up. I slept on the couch and she made the moody volcano."

by aichokeu August 1, 2012

Tube Moob

Droopy man boobs that, when packed into a too-tight shirt, create a uniboob across a guy's chest.

"That dude should NOT wear Under Armour shirts! It's SO tight it makes his moobs look like a Tube Moob!"
"Check out Home Boy's Tubey Moob - it looks like a uniboob sausage across his chest!"

by cool-chick-a-rama June 13, 2013

Gooey mooey

Female genital parts that have become exceptionally wet and sticky from Sexual arousal and or ejaculation.

After shagging her man for 3 hours she had a right old gooey mooey (wet and sticky vagina).

by Quiffsniffer July 3, 2017

tad moody

a. A little upset.

b. A best friend.

See that guy over the, he's a tad moody!

by MoondogViking October 8, 2018

IPA Moobs

Man boobs created as a result of imbibing many IPAs.

Cool Guy 1: "Eric's moobs are really coming along. He appears to be almost a C cup now."

Cool Guy 2:"His secret is imbibing IPAs. Did you know the hops in IPAs have lots of phytoestrogen? Eric really has great IPA Moobs."

by ericstaunlich April 22, 2019