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Your mom

A common response to a sentance to make yourself look cooler
Linda: What did you do today?
Ben: Your mom
by PAWESOMEYEAH October 2, 2015
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What immature teenagers say as a comeback to everything, often accompanied by "in bed" or "last night"
Person 1: That was fun.

Person 2: Your mom was fun. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: That concert took, like, three hours!

Person 2: Your mom took, like, three hours. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: What's that supposed to mean?

Person 2: Your mom!

Person 1: Huh?
by Smyke April 19, 2010
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An insult only generated by nerds who play FPS games and cant find a more valuable or more insulting reply to someone who spit an insult him (Example: Your so gay, you suck, stop camping you fucking faggot.). So he counts on the ''Emergency Reply to Insults''. Which is in general, Your Mom.

Since when mothers are implicted in video game verbal fights?
Online Guy 1: Haha, I fucking raped you this round fucking pussy!

Online Guy 2: *Can't find an insulting counter reply*

Online Guy 2: Haha, well I fucking raped your mom last night!

Online Guy 1: Dude shut the fuck up you nerd. Cant find anything better to say you dipshit.
by Finalninja447 April 19, 2010
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a common comeback for children that don't know how to respond to a question or just want annoy the fuckin shit out of older people. Can be said in a sentence or as a phrase.
bob: So kids, what do you want to do today?
billy, adam, sam,: Your mom!

or

Bob: ewww, what smells!?!?!\
Billy, adam, sam: YOUR MOM SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!
by minty_fresh:) July 4, 2010
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A big person, usually followed by a small troupe of flying bagel-eating monkeys.
Your Mom was walking around last night, I don't like her!
by D-A. January 30, 2012
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a random response to a normal question usualy resulting in awkwardness...:)
who do you like?

YOUR MOM!!!
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An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.
Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!
by Nico April 25, 2005
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