salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.

OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

minge nose

The unnerving and slightly distressing smell that follows you round after a night working down at the stench trench - remains until the sufferer can be arsed to have a wash.

Jeez mate, I ate this bird out last nite and I'm suffering a horrendous case of minge nose

by "T.C" May 2, 2006

dirty miner

when you spit your chewing tobacco into your girls vagina then proceed to bang the crap outta her...may cause a mild burning sensation.

"I gave your sister a dirty miner....she didnt like it too much"

by Jordan Olson December 4, 2005

Gold Miner

similar to a woman who is a gold digger, but much more dedicated, works harder and longer and digs deeper. On a mission to find a rich guy

Suzie is a gold digger but Jane is a gold miner !!!!

by mikelarocc May 20, 2011

Marmite Miner

Used to describe people having anal sex. After sex, The man pulls out his penis, and, if he has shit on it, he is called a "Marmite Miner". Can be shortened to "MM".(Double M)

Marmite Mining: You either love it or you hate it!

Sorry for the rudeness of this post.

"Person 1 puts dick in Persons 2 anal. Then pulls it back out."
Person 2: God, been Marmite mining again have we?
person 1: Wash your arse next time! I hate to be a Marmite Miner.

by DJ Daz and Siliconwolf September 24, 2006

Minge

A term used by garry’s mod players. "Minging" is a term often associated with the act of breaking the rules on a server, especially RP servers. Minges are often players not playing seriously, and often just intend to troll or have some short-lived fun.

Person: *Just running around making weird noises and breaking rules*
Player: “Your such a minge”

Person: *Starts disturbing an in game meeting/debrief*
=Player: “Stop Minging”

by JedSeriousRP August 6, 2020

Mingeitis

Inflammation of the minge, commonly attributable to a rather rough rodgering or a vagina related condition, see vagungus

Man my mingeitis is playing up at the moment, do you think i've got vagungus?

by Creepy Owen May 16, 2008