Meth Pez-Dispenser

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)

psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(

by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023

meth

meth is a synthetic drug with more rapid and lasting effects than amphetamine, used illegally as a stimulant and as a prescription drug to treat narcolepsy and maintain blood pressure. meth also know as ice, chalk, crystal, rocks, and speed. these are common street names for meth.

jesse we need to cook meth in the meth lab provided by gus now that you have killed gale we can now cook meth together.

by mr.lambert December 13, 2022

Meth dozer

A ambulance made out of a construction vehicle and a armored bus trademarked for the meth army.

Meth dozer is a armadillo bus with a cat front end loader.

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

Meth Monkey

A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die

You see the meth Monkey at the zoo the other day?

by TrumpsLeftNut July 20, 2023

meth fossil

If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.

That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!

by Starsonelaine August 15, 2023

Methness

The actions, emotional state or a way to describe the time of someone on Methamphetamines.

5 minutes in sober people's time turns into 60 minutes because of methness.

by SlightlyUnhinged6666 October 23, 2019

Meth-odist

Slang term for a person who smokes meth religiously.

Police: You’re under arrest for possession of methamphetamine.

Citizen: Sir, this is religious item. Catholics use wine to practice their religion. This is my wine. I’m a Meth-odist.

by Chiboyrick December 15, 2020