masterbeard

To stimulate or stroke beard hair growing on one's face for personal pleasure.

I can't wait to get home tonight, smoke a joint, throw on Dawson's Creek season 2 and masterbeard until I fall asleep.

by Master Beardo October 21, 2010

Masterbation Proclamation

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"

by woundtight September 25, 2011

masterbacon

The act of masturbating during or after the consumption of delicious bacon (the candy bar of meats)

I can't believe Johnny got kicked out of Bob Evans for masterbacon at the table

by smell my fingers October 12, 2011

Master-rage

Raging by oneself alone in the dark by the light of your laptop.

Nathan goes to the U of M during finals week and master-rages alone.

by Pookiebear1111111111 December 16, 2011

Master Balling

When you masturbate to Pokemon.

EX: Dude stop Master balling all the time.

EX2: I master balled to Pokemon Leafgreen yesterday.

by JING MIKE MOY January 21, 2014

Master Wheeler

A male that is very successful with women with any aprouch. No matter how good looking he is, he always gets his women single or attached. Also a male maybe called a master wheeler by his male friends in a sarcastic way if he constantly makes his friends look bad. He brings down the group of males desirability by acting stupied dressing funny and scaring away women. Also he is negative towards his friends that are trying to pick women up.

An example of a calling a male a master wheeler, in a sarcastic way is a male that is making stupid comments, bringing up past mishaps that make others look bad and ruin there chances of picking up women. An example of a master wheeler is a male that has no trouble picking up women,he is always confident with out a shadow of a doubt. He never puts his friends down and is also a fairly good wingman if u don't mess with his game.

by Co-op Student February 11, 2014

masterbatory scheming

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

by Hylindar September 2, 2014