Looking for a tractor

When one “accidentally” clicks on a porn website instead of a website about tractors. Famously done by former Tory MP Neil Parish who claimed he was looking at Tractors after being caught watching porn in the house of commons.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to be looking for a tractor.

by TheTenaciousOne May 1, 2022

Cardinal Look

Cutting edge fashion statement

The newest cardinal look is turning yourself into a food item.

by Lbrn June 14, 2015

Looking forward to it

To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.

(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.

by By Perp Mose March 14,2021 June 10, 2021

Marian Look

When a woman has a plump rounded midriff that's adorably spherical in shape and the rest of her body is average in appearance. Not necessarily pregnant, but also not necessarily not pregnant. Derived from the Virgin Mary during and after her pregnancy with baby Jesus/Yeshu.

Damn! That chick has that Marian Look to her! The way her white clothes accentuate her belly, buttocks, thighs and boobs, not to mention it barely covers the lower half of her stomach and how she always seems to have one hand on her belly and the other on her hip.

by jlloyddaman October 17, 2020

Looking for crocodiles

Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.

Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)

by Woofa August 30, 2012

Kourtney Looked

Looking “everywhere” and not finding what you’re looking for, only to have someone else come and find it in two seconds because you looked so lazily.

Let me take a look. Oh what’s this? You Kourtney looked, didn’t you?

by Aneducatedteddy December 22, 2020

scruffy looking

Han Solo...

Leia: “Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf herder!"

by General Adam January 4, 2021