kirkpatrick 

Kirkpatrick's considered by most to be generally the most awesome group of people. Among the manliest group of people the males are actually born with hair on their chest. Ancestors include the Scots and Irish some of the manliest peoples to exist, tend to have big swords in both the literal and metaphoric sense of the word. They also have close ties with that of the vikings. Natural prey the Mcleods a generally scrawny and weak group of people's.

Wow that guys so manly he's probably a Kirkpatrick.

kirkpatrick by Calvin Kirkpatrick December 10, 2007

Kirkold 

A person that doesnt engage in sexual activities but prefers to get off listening to others.

Cuckolds watch, Kirkolds listen

My ex was a Kirkold, while i had sex with other men, he'd masturbate in the room next door listening.

Kirkold by Yippee ki yay February 14, 2020

KirkRuff

A person that is out of control when drunk and can't remember anything the next day about what he said. Usually seems like everything is muted and hard to understand. Can barely walk.

Man, last night was out of control. I was a total KirkRuff.

KirkRuff by Mark December 4, 2004

Kirkwood 

Welcome to Suburbia, Missouri, United States, North America, Earth. Kirkwood moms are the snotty PTO parents that you despise, Kirkwood dads are chill as fuck, Kirkwood boys wear polo and all sell weed.... to eachother? and Kirkwood girls date Kirkwood teachers.

Many under the radar chill groups of people exist in the Wood, including hipsters, Italians, and the sex offenders who live next door.

Kirkwoodian: HEY GUYS! lets spend the next 5 hours taking pictures of ourselves and then go sit in the walgreens parking lot till we've had way too much to drink!

Kirkwood by maybeAweidinger September 28, 2012

Kirkie-workie 

Used as nickname for close friends with the name Kirk.

Originated in Schertz, a small city beside San Antonio.

Hey, Kirkie-workie, how are you?

Kirkie-workie by Chezlin April 12, 2004

kirkholt 

An estate in Rochdale where 13-17 year old kids run around acting like roadmen

im going to runaway from kirkholt

kirkholt by WhyDoINeedANameQuestionMark May 8, 2019

Kirkland

A city just north of Seattle, Washington that is much less ghetto and more wealthy. To the south is the rich city of Bellevue.

-Dude, were's that guy rich white guy from?
-He's from Kirkland, man.

Kirkland by potatoboy221 December 30, 2010