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kirkpatrick 

Kirkpatrick's considered by most to be generally the most awesome group of people. Among the manliest group of people the males are actually born with hair on their chest. Ancestors include the Scots and Irish some of the manliest peoples to exist, tend to have big swords in both the literal and metaphoric sense of the word. They also have close ties with that of the vikings. Natural prey the Mcleods a generally scrawny and weak group of people's.
Wow that guys so manly he's probably a Kirkpatrick.
kirkpatrick by Calvin Kirkpatrick December 10, 2007

Kirkpatrick 

This is a completely useless individual stricken to work at convenience stores, or fast food restaurants for all of their existence. Kirkpatrick's are known for their low self-esteem, lack of motivation, poor hygiene, and horrific bad looks. This individual has no sense of humor to speak of unless it is one of their own (lame) wise cracks.
Bill: Dude, whos that lazy son of a bitch on your couch?
Jon: I don't know but he's a real Kirkpatrick.
Kirkpatrick by Smokey Mc2Stroke December 11, 2010

KirkPatrick 

A man who lives under the boulder and has a bunch of squirrel friends, they race from school to the library under the boulder. Whichever squirrel is last gets their tail cut off for KirkPatricks blanket. AKA The Squirrel King
Hey look! It’s KirkPatrick! He has his army of squirrels following him!
KirkPatrick by GayHomosexual November 2, 2019

Kirkpatrick 

Gets loads of poon daily and will cum all over your body in one load
Danny: damn you see that man

Josh: ye hes a real kirkpatrick
Kirkpatrick by Dbdbfjjfjdbdhdhdh December 4, 2020

lily kirkpatrick 

A kindhearted girl who can make anyone smile. She is beautiful and is a success at life.
That girl is so kind and pretty!
She must be lily Kirkpatrick!

caitlin kirkpatrick 

caitlin kirkpatrick is the best , sexiest women alive . they mostly have boys trying to seek their attention none stop . They are amazing at everything and are always right .
Caitlin kirkpatrick is the sexiest girl alive . id tap
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